Minions of lesser Fleshy holes and the lesser evil beings of worldly excess! I would like to point out that the people of Texas might be ready for us, when we swoop in to give them forcible nasal penetration and take their odorous laundry items. It is reported worldwide that, several days ago, the Zombie Warning System was tested in some detail. Public officials which do not want to acknowledge the fear-inspiring power that our fleshy minions inspire attribute the test to "prankster kids" and promise them "severe spankies," but we know better. We've lost the element of surprise... now, at least for the state of Texas, we'll have to move en-mass, and rely on strength in numbers and the infective capacity of our bile-derived bloodly infective salivic venoms.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/02/04/2009-02-04_midwest_road_sign_prank_warns_drivers_of-4.html
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